2024/2025 Chip League

43 matches this season 24 of which had chips.

Of those that didn’t have chips, the National Award Winning ‘Great Northern Pie Company’s’ pie with mash and mushy peas at Stockport Town was outstanding. Having watched my grandson play at Everton’s training ground in the morning, I needed some food, and I could have eaten two of them. Really well served in a large comfortable area, Stockport Town should be congratulated. Gretna’s Scotch pie with gravy changed my mind on Scotch pies,’ I suppose in Scotland they know just how to cook them.

Retford FC’s pie and peas were good, but Appleby Frodinghams’ Cheese Burger with bacon was better. Thank you to the ladies who persuaded me to buy one. I think their reprieve from relegation was due to the food!

Sandiacre impressed me in that they had returnable and reusable plates.

The chips as usual were a mixed bag, both at TNS and St Albans, they were good but the seasoning ruined them, and with real potatoes at Gainsborough Trinity, I thought they had cracked it but they were only warm. I had chips three times at Hallam during the season, and twice they were up there near the top, but one time, they were close to the bottom, which shows they can be variable and subjective on the day.

The chips at Clay Cross were good and enhanced by the very thick Bovril, which you could almost stand your spoon up in. Second during the season was Coleshill under the Gazebo in the rain, but the winners by a fair margin were at Hednesford where not only was the game one of the most entertaining I have ever seen but the chips were hot, crispy. golden, but most of all, tasty.

I wasn’t sure that I would carry on with my chip league, but I’m ready to sacrifice my body again for another season.

payonthegate 2024/25 chip league    

Club Score Comments
Hednesford 82 Really good taste.
Coleshill 74 Tasty under the gazebo.
Hillsborough Stadium 73 Tasty, golden, soft inside, if they had been hot would be higher
Hallam 72 Hot and Tasty
South Leeds 72 Freshly cooked, good Friday night out.
Clay Cross 72 Good taste. Very thick Bovril.
Matlock 70 Big portion
Hallam 69 Hot Crispy and Tasty
Clifton All Whites 67 Enjoyable
Sheffield FC 67 Good texture
St Albans City 65 Good Chips but seasoning ruined the taste
Gainsborough Trinity 62 Real Potatoes but dry and only warm
Basford 62 Greasy background taste, good food hut.
Worksop 60 Gone backwards since last times improvement
Pinxton 59 Chips were limp and over cooked
Mansfield 58 Only ate half, greasy, why chips in away end not main stand?
Knaresborough 56 Warm , little taste
Sandiacre 56 Lingering, greasy taste, served on a reuseable plate
TNS 55 Chips were great but the seasoning ruined them.
Hallam 55 Warm and soggy, not up to usual standard
Albion Sports 55 Lasting greasy taste
Brigg 54 Too greasy, friendly club house.
Wombwell 52 Taste of burnt fat.
Wembley 40 Cold, limp, dry, + Burger was horrible, the FA should be ashamed
Fakenham Town 0 No Chips
Club Thorne Colliery 0 No Chips
Wolves 0 No Chips
Kiveton Park 0 No Chips
Gretna 0 No Chips but the Scotch pie was great.
SJR Worksop 0 No chips, packet of Quavers instead.
Sheffield Union 0 No Chips, didn’t go to the club house.
Keswick 0 No Chips
Retford FC 0 No Chips but pie and peas were delicious
Appleby Frodingham 0 No Chips, very good Cheeseburger with bacon
Wakefield FC 0 No Chips, good beef pie and gravy
Ansty Nomads 0 No Chips and the burger was tasteless
Bradfordn City 0 No Chips, enormous food queues, atmosphere electric
Stockport Town 0 No Chips, Award winning, Great Northern Pie Company, WOW
Loughborough Stnts 0 No Chips, sausage roll dry.
Ilkley 0 No Chips, but had my favourite crisps ‘Seabrooks’
Chesterfield 0 No Chips
Aston Villa 0 Couldn’t get to the food kiosks, too busy
Shrewsbury/TNS 0 No Chips

payonthegate Chip League, Season 2023/24

payonthegate Chip League 2023/24

A season of over 50 games meant that I ate almost 25 portions of chips around 7500 calories, all in the aid of research.

There is a new winner in the seventh year of the League, Tamworth FC, who I visited early in the season. Their chips were extremely hot and fresh very tasty, with a great internal texture, covered by a crispy outside.

Strangely this year I found my winners when attending a match with my daughter, when last year she was with me when I left the chips on the terrace at Burton, no bins seemed to be available, because they were so poor.

This league is very subjective and I feel I may have been a bit harsher as the season progressed. Was this down to chip fatigue or were they just not as good, which I think was the reason. Sometime I was lucky to have chips that had just been cooked and other times I was unfortunate to get the last of a batch.

I must stress that the league is not a criticism of the clubs or the helpers that provide food and drink to enhance the matchday experience and I can only applaud their dedication and efforts.

They were served almost always by happy people who I often had a chat with and the food they served was prepared in kitchens of different sizes and equipment.

Thank you everyone I look forward to a new season.

payonthegate chip league 2023/24    
      
Football ClubScoreComments  
Tamworth74Hot, Hot,Hot  
Worksop Town70Hot, tasty, changed from previous
Goole70Just 
Basford70Freshly fried. 
S.M.W. Sunday Cup69Hot, tasty, golden, soft inside, bit greasy
Hillborough (S&H Cup)69Hot,tasty, good texture, slightly limp
Dinnington69Pretty Good 
Wombwell Town67Fries, great golden colour 
Quorn (Ashby Ivanhoe)66Tasty, hot good texture 
Retford United65Could have beeen hotter 
Dunkirk65Hot and crispy 
Staveley Miners Welly64Bit Greasy 
Kings Lynn64Good Portion 
Beverley61Burnt after taste 
Shirebrook Town60Well down on previous seasons
Villa Holte End60Great but unusual Seasoning 
Alfreton Town6025 minute wait! 
Llangefni Town60A bit greasy 
Hallam60hot , good taste but greasy after taste
Bridlington59Greasy and soggy 
Yorkshire Main58Bit limp but tasty 
Sheffield Wednesday58Hot, ggod but stange spicy taste
Harborough Town56Crazy long wait 
Hamworthy53Some were hard 
Wakefield48Warm to cold 
Garforth44Soggy and limp 
Stamford40Warm, limp, tasteless, didn’t eat all
Heacham0No Chips 
Retford Fc0No Chips 
Newark Town0No Chips 
Newark & Sherwood0No Chips 
Dearne & District0No Chips 
Handsworth0No Chips 
Scunthorpe Utd0No Chips 
Mansfield Town x 30No Chips 
CD Nacional Madeira0No Chips 
Oughtibridge WMSC0No Chips 
Parkgate0No Chips 
Kiverton Miners Welfare0No Chips 
Loughborough Students0No Chips 
Manchester City0No Chips 
Chesterfield0No Chips 
Fiorentina0No Chips 
Kirton Brickworks0No Chips   

Interim Chip League 2022/23

Football ClubScoreComments
Shepshed Dynamo801st of the season
Shirebrook Town79Friendly staff as always
Denaby Main79Great for such a small club
Quorn74Warm welcoming club house
Aston Villa72Well organised
Harworth Colliery68Freshly cooked
Hallam FC60Long, long queue
Ilkeston Town58Underwhelmed
Worksop Town58Disappointed
Dearne and District0No Chips
Richmond Town0No Chips
Wells -next-to-Sea0No Chips
FC Stratford0No Chips
Horbury0No Chips
Loughborough Students0No Chips, great vegan sausage roll
Melbourne FC0No Chips, good bar facilities
Sheffield Town0No Chips, 1st game at Kiveton, getting organised
Dodworth Miners Welfare0No Chips, hot pork pie and mint sauce!
Linby Miners Welfarw0No Chips, loved the club house
Chesterfield FC0No Chips, plenty of other food
Swinton0No Chips, new ground develpments
Prescott Cables0No Chips, amazing hot pot pie
Selston0No Chips, pie and gravy was amazing
Staveley Miners Welfare0Didn’t rank chips
Dinnington FC0Queue too long, must go back

Disappointing this season so far with only 40% of the grounds doing chips. Hopefully this will be rectified in the next few months. This may be the last season of the chip league as I may rank the catering in general next year.